"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Dumbledore, in which he sums up my life entirely.
I like poetry
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breadmaakesyoufat:

shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.

oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

roryomalley:

why is it that when BROADWAY STARS sing musical theatre daily it makes them “TALENTED” and “TONY-NOMINATED” but when I sing musical theatre daily it makes me “ANNOYING” and “A PAIN IN THE ASS”

onvavoiir:

blank:

I have 1% battery left on my phone and I just want you guys to know that I

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styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

theafrocentrics:

I saw this on twitter. This is beautiful.

my-wrecklessabandon:

[gabriella montez voice] you’re crazy wildcat

mitchdahbitch:

occupation: ugly friend

sexgodchadwick:

I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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