horses are so fucking scary i cant believe at some point a human looked at a horse and was like im going to sit on that horrifying beast while it goes fast. you fool
[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you
BRADLEY IN A UNIFORM WITH AN AMERICAN ACCENT HA HA NICE KNOWING ALL OF YOU
when your mom tells you to do the dishes
very very very below average
shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.
so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"
and i was like
"ill get my boyfriend to do it"
and thats how i came out to my mom
the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world
lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds
then explain this
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK
why is it that when BROADWAY STARS sing musical theatre daily it makes them “TALENTED” and “TONY-NOMINATED” but when I sing musical theatre daily it makes me “ANNOYING” and “A PAIN IN THE ASS”