shut the fuck up hermione you fucking nerd.
so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like
"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"
and i was like
"ill get my boyfriend to do it"
and thats how i came out to my mom
the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world
lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds
then explain this
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK
why is it that when BROADWAY STARS sing musical theatre daily it makes them “TALENTED” and “TONY-NOMINATED” but when I sing musical theatre daily it makes me “ANNOYING” and “A PAIN IN THE ASS”
mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass
I saw this on twitter. This is beautiful.
[gabriella montez voice] you’re crazy wildcat
occupation: ugly friend
I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing
We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?